Crazy African proverbs!

Take a look at this crazy proverbs I got on Facebook.....
      POLITICAL ANALYSIS
INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.
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**. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the
vagina. (Zimbabwe)
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**. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon).
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**. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but
not with the father's testicles.
(Ghana)
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**. The man who marries a beautiful woman and
the farmer who grows corns by the road side
have the same problem.
(Ghana)
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**. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not
know her source of fresh air.
(Ethiopia).
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**. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume.
(Nigeria)
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**. The only woman who knows where her man is
every night is a widow.
[Togo]
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**. An erected penis has no conscience.
(Uganda)
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**. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are
sure to wake up with a smelly fingers.
(Kenya)
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**. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is
the day you will know there is a better way of
resolving issues without using violence.
(Cotonu)

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